PA Women Beats Man with Baby

Bizarre Blog Entry
An African American lady from Erie, PA used her four month old baby to fend off her abusive boyfriend. The baby is in critical condition at Children's hospital and hopefully will make it through this horrible tragedy. Police say that Chytoria Graham swung her baby by his feet, striking the boyfriend and fracturing the right temporal region. The mother was charged with reckless endangerment, simple assault, and aggravated assault. The neighbors from the area in Erie stated that it is a generally quiet area without problems such as these. One would have to agree with that person, being that people don't go using their BABIES AS DEFENSE WEAPONS! We live in a country where people hate everyone and everything. We protest against our presidents and fights for the rights of incarcerated terrorists. We need to stop pointing the finger at everyone else and fix our own problems and it starts with the plain and simple socialization at the nuclear family level. We don't swear, steal, lie, or cheat and we have to add, "We do not swing our babies in self defense!" Sorry, but I was irritated by today's bizarre headline.

Crazy Grandmother

Everyone’s grandmother is a little strange. My grandmother plays Wolfenstine and stores everything in plastic grocery bags. She keeps bags of old shoes in the cellar and hangs lawn chairs from the deck. She locks the shed by putting a table spoon through the latch and can always tell you the exact amount of rain that fell the day before.

And, like all grandmothers, she knows that because she is a grandmother, she can get away with things that most people can’t, like sampling the candy out of the candy bins in grocery stores, parking between parking spaces, holding up lines, and making rude comments in church. A grandmother in Arizona took this idea a little too far and thought that she could get away with selling marijuana to support her bingo habit and then claiming ignorant when she was caught. Grandmothers can get away with a lot of things, but 214 pounds of marijuana in the trunk of their cars is not one of them.

Read the story:

http://apnews.myway.com/article/20070128/D8MU08VO1.html

N.J. Warns: Don't Eat Squirrel Near Dump

http://apnews.myway.com/article/20070125/D8MSJ26G1.html

Okay. I can understand eating many varieties of food, but squirrels? The first time I heard of squirrel eating, I was teaching a public speaking course in Virginia. My students were telling tales of squirrel hunting in their backyards, which hardly sounds like a fair sport. The description of frying up a squirrel and working hard to get a little bit of squirrel meat off the tiny squirrel skeleton was just too much for my stomach to handle. Stories of solid squirrel bodies in the freezer, waiting for other critters to add to the collection before a full squirrel meal could be cooked, does not sound appetizing to me.

But wait! Now it may be too dangerous to eat squirrel in New Jersey because they are contaminated with lead. One resident, Myrtle Van Dunk commented, "We've known for a long time something was wrong here, we just didn't know what it was." Really Myrtle? Honestly, I couldn't have said it better myself.

*If I have offended any squirrel eating folks out there, I do apologize, but hey, I'm only looking out for your health.